It’ll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can’t stop until they’ve completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the “stupid cocaine”… and the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!!
Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world’s smelliest underbelly. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song “Against the Ninja,” Mark (Tae Kwon Do master Y.K. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. One of the greatest film rediscoveries of the century, MIAMI CONNECTION does for 80s action what THE ROOM did for 2000's melodrama. But critically, it's really really bad.35th ANNIVERSARY SCREENINGS! When a kick-arse rock band whose members also happen to be martial arts masters decide to take on Miami's seedy underbelly, all bets are off as bullets and blood meet feet and fist in a non-stop all-action extravaganza that has to be seen to be believed. Anyway, a strong solid 7/10 on the craptastic level, a perfect beer or whatevs flick or just a great flick to cheer you up if you're having a crappy day. I was too busy laughing to pay close attention. I dunno, a really bad syntho pop group go up against a drug cartel for some reason. Kim, who also wrote and produced the feature. 1.14K subscribers Miami Connection (1987) - A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade. It was the brainchild of director Richard Park and writer/producer/star Grandmaster Y.K. And any fan of tacky 80s crap will thank me for this recommendation, trust me on this. Miami Connection is a 1987 independent martial arts film starring Y.K. Miami Connection is a martial arts film produced in 1987. The Miami Connection is one of those films.
These films are passed along via word of mouth, so a select few people- those who are willing to overlook such niceties as "quality" and "technical prowess", or "pleasing cinematography"- can appreciate their crappy goodness and for you select fans who know what I'm talking about then have no fear. Some have boldy come before it such as Mad Foxes, Raw Force, White Fire and Gymkata, leaving trash fans with their jaws slightly agape afterward and also pretty big shoes to fill. It becomes a different beast entirely and strays from the realm of crap to the magical plane of craptastic. Every so often a film transcends its mere badness via its sheer unintentional hilarity. Miami Connection (1987) Plot Showing all 2 items Jump to: Summaries (2) Summaries A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Floridas narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on. for those of you who are less discerning. I haven't seen it but lots of critics really seem to like it so knock yourselves out. So, for those of you who expect some form of quality in their cinema, then I recommend The Exorcist or if you don't like horror, then I dunno. It's shoddy, the acting is woeful, the plot is nonsensical and it has a hilariously bad subplot involving one band member's quest to find his father. Okay let's get something outa the way right here and now.
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